spongebob kelp

(noun) A substance that many Jamaicans and hippies smoke. Commonly known as marijuanna or weed.

Jamaican guy 1:Yo mon, you got any o' dat spongebob kelp mon?
Jamaican guy 2:Yes, mon lets smoke it mon.
Happy Jamaican people :)

by That Mon Mon November 23, 2013

Spongebob Squarepants

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. If nautical nonsense be something you wish, then he is your guy.

Hey Spongebob Squarepants, drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

by Cumdaddy24 February 19, 2019

spongebob free run

Free running in a stupid or otherwise retarded way. Usually means fucking up parkour

Man1: hey have you tried free running?
Man2: no I feel like it'd be like spongebob free run

by Gingagon June 23, 2014

Spongebob Squarepants

a tv show about two moron sponges who are shaped weird as fuck and one works for a money grubbing bitch

“your life is built like spongebob squarepants”
“fuck you”

by man idfk April 20, 2021

SpongeBob stick

SpongeBob stick aka a small penis. Reasoning: because SpongeBob gives off that typa energy.

Frank: " Want to see my stick?"

Bob: "no thank you, you unfortunately have a SpongeBob stick"

by bababooeyiscrazyalien January 31, 2022

SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants is super sexy and with a very very very big penis

SpongeBob SquarePants Is sooooooooooooooo cute

by Cock is the devil July 05, 2022

SpongeBob Circle Dick

Someone who looks a little bit like a celebrity but a few major difference

You look a lot like Tom hanks if he had a few small differences for the example say I dunno a circle dick? I guess that makes you a SpongeBob circle dick.

by Gibbon_Lips December 23, 2024