spankage

1. a fair thrashing given to another team in a sport e.g. cricket

2. a cricket shot that has been hit hard

1. Booth gave Copley a fair spankage

2. He gave that delivery a spankage

by Matthew Lumb October 31, 2004

spank pile

An abnormally large puddle of semen produced by the vigorous masterbation of two or more men. Can also be created by a slammin' gang bang (or railroading, bukkake etc.) when all participants unload their product in a predetermined spot (ex. Pool Table, Girls Stomach etc).

Lisa accidently sat in the spank pile on the kitchen counter and remained stuck for several hours.

by Googly Eye December 4, 2004

spank and tank

A corruption of Tank and Spank.

tank (n.) - A tank is a character that survives large amounts of damage which fights on the battlefront and enables glass cannon builds to succeed. As a drawback, most tank builds aren't able to deal much damage back to the enemy because all their gear is focused on surviving.

tank (v.) - The process of a player tanking and taking all the damage saving other characters from death.

spank (v.) - The action of dealing loads of damage back to the enemy and thus punishing them.

tanking and spanking (v.) - The process of a tank doing his job but also dealing a considerable amount of damage back to the enemy.

Example 1. Damn monk! You can tank and spank!

Example 2. That dude is tanking and spank! Unbelievable!

Example 3.
Player A: Wow you can spank and tank!
Player B: Get it right. Its tank and spank not spank and tank!

by Ultimater September 13, 2012

Spankin'

adj. used to describe how awesome something is.

dude! your new bike is Spankin'
that skirt is Spankin'

by efg13 October 1, 2012

monkey spank

A phrase that means sperm, male reproductive cells, jizz.

I hate having monkey spank all over my keyboard after I watch porn.

by mfmc April 6, 2010

now you've gone and spanked the monkey

Gone too far, cross over the line, exceed moral norms.

After deliberately eating the last Ho Ho when Bill's roomate, Chuck, expressly forbade him to, Chuck responded, " Now you've gone and spanked the monkey".

by Guiseppemoondog123 December 10, 2009

shlanks

'shh' + 'thanks'; 'shut up' + 'thank you for shutting up'; used when one is made fun of by another or similar situations as a response. often used when referring to one's grandmother.

person a: "Dude you're so dumb."
person b: "Yo SHLANKS dude!"

"SHLANKS your grandma!"

by absolomite January 2, 2009