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Soft Verbal

When you ask your wife or girlfriend for sex/sexual favors, and they are like "fine" while rolling her eyes.
Patrick rolls over and says to his wife "Hey, you know the kids are asleep" and she responds with an exasperated "Fine". Then Patrick says "I'll take a Soft Verbal".
by UrbanBlueberry August 20, 2016
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Soft Gainz

When one is swole, but more fat than muscle.
Wow guy 1, your arms are huge!

Guy 2: to bad they're soft Gainz!
by Jake0500 August 22, 2016
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Soft Tuna

A very moist, loose or soggy pussy that smells like an old unused fish tank.
Man: “her pussy is like a soft tuna.”
by Nintendo Portable Device November 26, 2019
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soft brick

When a phone or other electronic device is rendered entirely unusable ("bricked", ie, the device has the functionality of a brick), but in a non-permanent way, such that with the correct tools and techniques, it can be revived. Contrast with "hard brick" where the device is well and truly useless. The process of unbricking it may still be enough work that one may choose to just get a new one (depending on how expensive it is to replace).

Generally implies that the damage is done to the firmware or software, not the hardware - a phone that was dunked in a fishtank might well be destroyed, but one wouldn't call that "bricked"
"Hey, what happened, I thought you bricked your phone trying to root it the other day - did you get a new one?"

"Oh no, it was just a soft brick. It took me hours to figure out how, but I was able to get it to boot last night and reinstalled android. Lost all my contacts though, and it's still not rooted..."
by Doc. A May 22, 2019
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Soft Rage

When you’re mad af but maintain proper composure. It’s like rage but soft
I was really mad when Billy broke my favorite glass, but it was more of a soft rage.
by MJBallskin August 16, 2019
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Soft and Hot

How I like my cookies and girls.
Damn this cookie is just like how I like my girls. Soft and hot.
by kbjc December 31, 2017
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soft docking

When two guys, gay or straight, slap their flaccid penises together.
Dale: “Dude, we should soft dock right now.”

Pete: “Totally. Soft docking and cryptocurrency are my two favorite things!”
by Fun Dilly Dilly January 2, 2018
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