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Strawberry Milkshake

THis is how to perform strawberry milkshake:
1. Wait for a girls period.
2. Have her do it in a cup.
3. Without a tampon fuck her until your about to bust and pull out and jizz in the cup.
4.Then put it in a blender and share with a friend.
5.Enjoy!!!
Jake: Hey Courtney, that strawberry milkshake was the best i've ever had!!!
by Adam Dezzi August 17, 2006
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milkshake

A WONDERFUL DRINK!!! somthing sang about in a song my Kelis called "My Milkshake"
I love when people sing about food like OMFGBBQ!
by fuuon July 24, 2008
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Milkshake Giggle

The Milkshake giggle is commonly known when you're drinking, find a hole in your drink, you pull the straw out of your mouth and shake it. That is, a milkshake giggle
"Oh damn man, I need to milkshake giggle!"
by Queeny AND REW D<D<D<D<D<D< January 9, 2009
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Milkshake

The sexual act of oral intercourse, when the man ejaculates the woman takes the cum into her mouth swishing it around to create a foamy consistancy before spitting it into the man's mouth.
man: "Do you want to give me a milkshake?"

woman: "shaken or blowjob?"
by Mrs. Figgywiggins November 5, 2011
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Brazilian Milkshake

The act of storing a large amout of cum in a bucket. then when you have your bitch over make milkshakes and make hers filled with your old crusy jizz. Then sit back and watch her enjoy some homemade brazilian milkshake.
My girlfirend really enjoys my brazilian milkshake
by JMONEY4412 March 30, 2011
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Lumpy Strawberry Milkshake

To enjoy a lovely Lumpy Strawberry Milkshake you need the following>

A woman with a heavy menstual flow,
Several willing males
and finally you,

Start by getting the woman started with a male sexual partner, proceed until all of the men have ejactulated into her vagina, by now the seman should have mixed with the menstrual blood and discarded placenta, being sure that she has kept every drop inside.

prepare by getting the woman held up and ready for transport, continue by lying on your back with your mouth open, start by tipping the woman vagina near to your mouth ready for the mixture.
Ahh that lumpy Strawberry Milkshake was refreshing, but i did'nt taste any strawberry!
by cockrippedofbyajewishmerchant February 23, 2011
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Chocolate Milkshake

Is a liquid drink enjoyed by mostly deviant Homosexuals which can only be found in men's freshly sodomized and subsequently cum filled rectums.
Oranje lapped up his Chocolate Milkshake straight out of HAVOK's rectum.
by E-Prophet February 8, 2007
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