slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences
It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own
by Sexydimma August 15, 2017
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Cake Slice

-noun (Kay'k Sly's):
A friend of possible love interest in comparison to a slice of cake.

For example, in the same way that one does not necessarily crave a piece of cake, a girl would not necessarily pursue her friend of possible love interest. Moreover, one also would not refuse a slice of cake if offered, even if one might not necessarily crave it. In this sense, the girl would gladly accept a date from this possible more-than-friend, but would not necessarily pursue it.

Ere go, a Cake Slice.
"I totally flirted with this Cake Slice in fifth hour today."

"Oh?"

"And there's still those moments where I'm so sure he's into me, but then he'll turn around and I'll have those moments where I'm so sure he's not. Effing Cake Slices..."
by Rebeshka February 05, 2009
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home sliced orange

a word used by white people who are writing in their Oregon Trail Diary to write about their friends
by Lauren and Steph January 29, 2006
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do me a slice

Similar to "Do me a solid," but more updated and hipster.
Can you do me a slice and hand me that pizza?
by Foxy989 March 24, 2015
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slice my bread

Slice my bread a reference used when you and your friends (or if u have none and are by yourself) find a hot picture of a guy and they are extra fine and sharply looking. Mostly when they have a jawline sharper than a knife that you can not get over.

When saying this it usually refers to them slicing a loaf a bread with their jawline.... just kidding.
"OMG did you SEE that jawline it was on point."
" Yah, I KNOW SLICE MY BREAD LIKE SERIOUSLY."
by Legitimacy November 30, 2016
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Jimbo Slice Surprise

A series of events in the following order:
1) Smashing a girl lumber jack style
2) You nut in her belly button

3) Take your axe to shave your chest hair
4) Sprinkle the chest hair into her cum filled belly button
5) Yell "surprise biatch"
Guy 1: It's so tough finding freaky girls that are into hairy guys.
Guy 2: You should meet my friend Lexis she loves getting the Jimbo Slice Surprise !
by TheGusBus69 July 30, 2021
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The Orange Slice Slidder

The act of taking an orange and creating a tunnel for your penis to fit, and having intercourse with it.
by Mikekelly March 16, 2010
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