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Slam Closet

Where you take a shit so massive that is can be described as slamming the toilet.
"What did you eat Dude, your Slam Closet smells like pumpkins and garbage!"
by Jut36 October 29, 2009
mugGet the Slam Closetmug.

slam-sludge

Pronunciation: \'slam-ˈsləj\
Function: Noun
Etymology: Middle English whoresludge, perhaps alteration of manateemud, slutsauce; akin to Old High German slīh mire.
Date: 15th century

a muddy or slushy mass, deposit, or sediment that secrets from the vagina of a slampig when she is sexually aroused. Slam-sludge is usually accompanied by a pungent, foul odor that is difficult to get off of anything that it has been in contact with.
Waking up after a long night of drinking, Gary noticed that a naked girl was sharing his bed with him. When he rolled her over, he realized that it was just Brenda, the local slampig. He grimaced as he felt the dried up crust of slam-sludge on his shriveled penis, and smelled its rancid stench in his mustache.
by colostomykid October 22, 2009
mugGet the slam-sludgemug.

Graham Slam

When the bases are loaded and a hitter comes up to bat, hits the ball really far but stops at third base.
-Dude, he got a Graham Slam!

-Ya, it was almost a home run.
by swazzerballa March 7, 2010
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spam slam

To be hit with a large number of spam e-mails all at once such that you lost track of other "Real Mail".
I did not get to read your note about that meeting in time since I got 'Spam Slammed' and had to delete the junk.
by Webb Morgan January 6, 2007
mugGet the spam slammug.

Slammed Social

Your obsession with plots and crowds And fucking the whole town's a reflection on Slammed Social.
by Originalgameboy August 9, 2016
mugGet the Slammed Socialmug.

neutral slam

when you rev up your engine and drop your gear from neutral to drive usually done on automatic cars.

Also known as a a neutral drop.
I fucked up my car because i did too many neutral slams
by sidmon69 October 13, 2019
mugGet the neutral slammug.

[Slam Tam]

Lindsey's drunk alter ego. A woman hell bent on having a fucking awesome time by slamming many a drink rapidly and often. Slam tam has several catchphrases including: "I like to party!" and "I fuck on the first date." If you encounter slam tam do not be afraid for she is a kind drunk who just wants to party.
Drinking Mamosas, huh? Slam Tam must be coming out today.

I was trying to be responsible but I went out with Slam Tamlast night.

I don't think we have enough liquor if Slam Tam is coming over
by abeler November 2, 2008
mugGet the [Slam Tam]mug.

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