shitty hindu

A combination of the Hindu Dot, the Arabian Goggles, and the Gonzo Nose. Essentially, one places their crap-laden asshole on the forehead of the sexual partner to produce a dot reminiscent of the dot's many Hindi's wear. In the process, one places the testicles over the eyes of the partner, and for good measure, places the penis over the nose so as to represent the elongated nose of Gonzo the muppet.
Tyler really wanted to show his girlfriend who was boss, so he gave her the Hindu Dot with the Arabian Goggles, and for good measure he slapped on the Gonzo Nose - now that's a Shitty Hindu!
by xer0negative November 30, 2007
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whip shitties

"Whipping shitties" is the act of (mostly male) juvenile automobile drivers whom think it's cool to leave tire tracks from performing what is known as "Doughnuts".

However, juveniles being the most common perpetrators, it is known that grown men (with small penises) have exhibited the same child-like behavior.

"Whipping Shitties" is quite common in upper-Midwestern areas, where back country/county roads are a prime location to perform the act, without getting caught by local law enforcement. It is also hypothesized, that the act is performed in these remote areas, because rednecks and white trash in those areas simply have nothing better to do (notwithstanding sheep).
"Hey dude, atfer I whip shitties on CR-2 (county road 2) tonight, check out my marks."
by Spelunkster September 02, 2006
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shitty finger

When someone fingers your asshole and its brown from poop.
ew.i fingered her asshole and got shitty fingers,
by amanda357454 January 12, 2009
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shitty seconds

Originated from the phrase "sloppy seconds". Shitty seconds is the act of taking a shit in the same toilet within a couple minutes after someone else whether the first shitter flushed the toilet or not. The bathroom still smells like shit from the previous shitter and the toilet seat is already warmed up for you. Sometimes, if you are lucky enough, you will even find left over pubic hairs from the previous shitter as an added bonus.
Vuhgena (as she's leaving the bathroom), "Aww okay I'm done."

Antwan, "Damnit I hate shitty seconds! The toilet seat is all warm and it feels weird! I thought girls can't poop!? I mean it smells like shit in here and she got pubic hair everywhere! OMFG is that a used tampon on the floor??"

Dick, "Hurry up Antwan! Shitty thirds are gonna suck!"
by tag0693 August 10, 2011
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Shitty Lag

When you are playing a gaming console online and you get pwned because of lag.
"This is bullshit i just got shot in the back because of this shitty lag!!"

"I would have played better if I wasn't getting shitty lag the whole time."
by Bill Semore November 28, 2009
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shitty deal

when someones luck goes down the shitter you say: shitty deal
drew: man that guy just took my girl
me: shitty deal
by frogsack May 11, 2012
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Ford Shitty

What people from the South Side of Chicago call Ford City Mall
Hey, when was the last time you went to Ford Shitty?

That place? Probably 1993.
by Dmcdiz January 11, 2012
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