Sarcasm

Something your English teacher loves to hand out

You: Mam/Miss/ Sir, did I do well in the test?
Teacher: Yes you did because you are soooo smart....... (This was sarcasm if you did not notice)

by Mr #Original May 9, 2015

sarcastexting

The act of texting something sarcastically, usually emphasized by use of inappropriate punctuation that doesn't match the statement made.

I told Merissa she was "Sooo funny." I was totally sarcastexting.

I realized she was sarcastexting when she added XD to the en of "You're REALLY attractive XD"

by MikeonaMonday May 14, 2015

sarcasize

v. practice or act of being sarcastic
v. (try to) produce sarcasm

You are just trying too hard to sarcasize
You should work on your sarcasizing
Miss Rains is not a brilliant sarcasizer

by qaatil_shikaari July 1, 2015

Sarcasmic

The bodily high one receives from good sarcasm.

A fake, sarcastic orgasm, usually caused by a shitty partner.

Jordan's pun was so sarcasmic!
Honey, I can tell your being sarcasmic.

by HighDeas July 19, 2015

/sarc

/sarc is usally used at the end of a sarcastic message/post online where somebody cannot tell if you are being sarcastic or not.

Horay! I love being cheated on!

/sarc

SARC sarcastic sarcasm titties

by OMGWhyAmIOnTheInternetThisLate October 18, 2015

Sarcassy

Sarcassy, the act of being sarcastic while being sassy.

Being sarcastic while having an attitude.

I'm sorry, I can't help being so sarcassy.

Jeff you are being really sarcassy right now.

by kgrant12 January 13, 2016

Sarcasm

Faked optimism usually expressed in a dick-ish attitude followed by the, usually silent, word "jackass" or "dumbass".

Sarcasm;
Debbie: "I love the snow, it's so pretty!"
Sarcastic Dick: "Yeah, I love when it gets dirty and gross! Shoveling my car out of three feet drifts is pretty enjoyable, too!"
Debbie: *I hate you so much*
Sarcastic Dick: *dumbass*

by The 'N' Word April 17, 2016