Spackle burgler

A person who licks his own half dried cum from his girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?

by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018

spackle burglar

To lick your half dried cum from your girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hey dude, my girlfriend fell asleep after she blew me and I couldn’t stop myself from tasting the little bit of cum she left in the corner of her mouth. Am I a spackle burglar?

by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018

shockley broccoli

That one guy who is a little into vegetables, a little too much and ends up smelling like broccoli the next day.

“Hey, didn’t ya hear? I heard our pal Nick became a Shockley Broccoli the other day.”

“Duuuuude, no way.”

by MonikaManXXX69XXX69 May 7, 2018

Shacker

One who confuses hooking up as an invitation to sleep over.

I just wanted to get laid but the shacker wouldn't leave.

by Sounanimous October 24, 2018

Snackless

The state of being famished without the immediate satisfaction of a snack.

I was out drinking all night long, and was looking forward to feasting on a box of Ding Dongs when I got home, but my fat-ass Corgi ate the entire box, and now I am snackless.

by Razoom November 28, 2018

Spackledid

When you have speckles of sparkles on your eyebrows

Her eyebrows are so spackledid

by Leah05 February 21, 2019

sheckled

Discriminatory term for a black man, often said whilst playing coolmathsgames

T-Series will be sheckled if they come close

by I_Buy_sausage February 22, 2019