The dirty santa

The Dirty Santa is the act of a single horny male finding a sexy ass girl with a fat ass. (you cant half ass this one) literally, you go to eat her out from behind, however, first you lather up her booty with whipped cream and your choice of ice cream toppings (example: m&ms, sprinkles, chocholate chips) and you motor boat her booty cheeks while eating her out from behind, and when your done you look like a dirty santa with whipped cream all over your face, and candy all over the floor.

yo did you eat that girl out last night?
friend: yeahhhh boooyyyyy gave her the dirty santa and everrryythang

by strawberry gobbler June 17, 2012

Santa Rosa

A sexual manuver where, during the heat of the moment, you slip yourself in the backdoor, uninvited and without knocking. Usually involves luring a girl to a cozy winery in California under false pretenses. Use of Grapeseed oil is reccommended.

Oh man, I took this one chick down to Napa Valley last weekend and totally gave her the Santa Rosa.

by mcpez August 8, 2009

Santa Claus

The best man ever, as he is so generous and only take some-what crappy cookies in return. I love that man. <0> <3

I love Santa Claus. <3

by Santa Claus Lover <3 December 8, 2012

santa's salt

another term for cocaine

"Poor young lad, should've never snorted santa's salt."

Timothy: ooooOOOOOHHH MY GOOOODDD
Barbara: Tim, what's wrong?
Timothy: YEAAAAAAAHHHH
Barbara: Why are you sprinting?
Timothy: MMMMMMMM WAAAHHHHH...feels gooood...BA

by Big Manu January 22, 2008

Sex Santa

Dana

Regardless of the time of year, Dana is the ultimate Sex Santa.

by Needsanotherturn June 6, 2019

Santa Cocking

The act of having sexual intercourse inside of a chimney

Where are Mom and Dad it's Christmas Eve?

They're by the tree Santa Cocking

by chillbaby16 April 22, 2020

Santa Weight

Weight you put on over the winter holidays, due to the crap ton of candy and baked goods available

1 : "Be honest, does this dress make me look fat?"
2: "I mean, you have put on some weight since I last saw you."
1: "Yeah, but it's Santa weight. I'm gonna lose it by January."

by Xpngs&cats December 5, 2016