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santa whores

A group of prosititutes that are employed by Santa to raise needed money for Santa to deal in good cheer and pay for the bling on his sleigh
I see that santas whores are trolling the streets, offering christmas cheer to some horny christmas shoppers and those bar patrons coming out of the nightclubs.

Hey do you what corner the santa whores are located??
by chicago andy January 28, 2007
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santa claus

A jolly old man who lives at the north pole with his wife and thousands of elves. He flies around the world on Christmas Eve delivering presents to good little girls and boys, but only when they're fast asleep. He also delivers presents to children on their birthdays, but only if they're on his VIP list.
Santa claus gave me a super ultra laser beam gun for my sixth birthday.
by Bokuwa March 26, 2010
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The dirty santa

The Dirty Santa is the act of a single horny male finding a sexy ass girl with a fat ass. (you cant half ass this one) literally, you go to eat her out from behind, however, first you lather up her booty with whipped cream and your choice of ice cream toppings (example: m&ms, sprinkles, chocholate chips) and you motor boat her booty cheeks while eating her out from behind, and when your done you look like a dirty santa with whipped cream all over your face, and candy all over the floor.
yo did you eat that girl out last night?
friend: yeahhhh boooyyyyy gave her the dirty santa and everrryythang
by strawberry gobbler June 17, 2012
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Santa Rosa

A sexual manuver where, during the heat of the moment, you slip yourself in the backdoor, uninvited and without knocking. Usually involves luring a girl to a cozy winery in California under false pretenses. Use of Grapeseed oil is reccommended.
Oh man, I took this one chick down to Napa Valley last weekend and totally gave her the Santa Rosa.
by mcpez August 8, 2009
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Santa Claus

The best man ever, as he is so generous and only take some-what crappy cookies in return. I love that man. <0> <3
by Santa Claus Lover <3 December 8, 2012
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Santa Weight

Weight you put on over the winter holidays, due to the crap ton of candy and baked goods available
1 : "Be honest, does this dress make me look fat?"
2: "I mean, you have put on some weight since I last saw you."
1: "Yeah, but it's Santa weight. I'm gonna lose it by January."
by Xpngs&cats December 5, 2016
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wet santa

A wet Santa is when you do crystal meth out of a girls wet vagina. After snorting it the meth is wet and sticks to your face giving you a white Santa-like beard.
Bro, last night I totally gave my girl a wet Santa last night.
by Jackglinky November 11, 2015
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