sam is the kind of boy you could just fall in love with. he often feels like he goes unnoticed, but really everyone is just too shy to tell him how important he is to them. he's got pretty eyes that often aren't appreciated because everyone pays attention to his beautiful curly brown hair. it's because of his charisma and strength that people grow a connection with him and want to be his friend. he is very skilled at forming new relationships however is often scared to talk to those he has known his whole life yet doesn't have a connection with, despite the fact that they are his perfect match.
by rbc cupid January 31, 2020
hit puberty when he was in the womb, works out every day, stupider than a five year old on crack, has soooo many std's he cannot even count them.
Sam is on steroids
by Fred is shitty= November 1, 2019
by lightskinhoney March 21, 2009
by Sam Van April 9, 2006
Acronym for Severe Acute Masturbation Syndrome.
Describes the affliction of belting off so much that you shun your friends, have violent mood swings, believe the internet is talking to you personally and refuse to actually have sexual relations with another human being.
Describes the affliction of belting off so much that you shun your friends, have violent mood swings, believe the internet is talking to you personally and refuse to actually have sexual relations with another human being.
by Longtimelistener December 6, 2010
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