by Sam Van April 26, 2006

Acronym for Severe Acute Masturbation Syndrome.
Describes the affliction of belting off so much that you shun your friends, have violent mood swings, believe the internet is talking to you personally and refuse to actually have sexual relations with another human being.
Describes the affliction of belting off so much that you shun your friends, have violent mood swings, believe the internet is talking to you personally and refuse to actually have sexual relations with another human being.
by Longtimelistener December 6, 2010


sam is a very common name. it is usually given to people who are very cool indeed. people by the name sam are the greatest.
whitey. "man you two are cool, what are your names?"
SamW. "my name is sam williams,"
SamF. "my name is Sam Fox,"
whitey. "damn i wish i was a sam, sams are so cool and good at basketball, sam williams is a better dunker than me, sam fox is just a damn good player,"
then at once they all said "LEGEND!!!"
SamW. "my name is sam williams,"
SamF. "my name is Sam Fox,"
whitey. "damn i wish i was a sam, sams are so cool and good at basketball, sam williams is a better dunker than me, sam fox is just a damn good player,"
then at once they all said "LEGEND!!!"
by whitedog November 22, 2006

To sleep with or an attempted to sleep with your best friends girl friend or boy friend.
To SAM or Be SAMMED also SAMMING
To SAM or Be SAMMED also SAMMING
I heard your friend tried to get on your girl last night…REALLY? Ya he was SAMMING YOU.
Named after an old friend SAM! THE ORIGINAL
The word can be use for both Men and Women as SAM is a universal name.
Named after an old friend SAM! THE ORIGINAL
The word can be use for both Men and Women as SAM is a universal name.
by Ryan "I have been Sammed" April 27, 2008

A big warehouse where you pay a membership fee, usually $40-$150 a year to pay a couple dollars less for an item which you buy twice a year since that is the only times you go there. There is an employee at the door who punches a hole in your receipt but never checks your items in your cart so you could potentially steal a lot of stuff.
by LanceN April 19, 2006

short for Standard Asian Measurement. Offically 4'11, 95 lbs. A way to measure anything using a standard asian person as your guide.
by Kevin J May 9, 2006
