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Salmoning

Compulsively ejaculating all over the rug and leaving it there
Mitch's mom had to replace the carpet because he was salmoning
by Upriver July 2, 2021
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Salmon cruncher

A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .
Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.
by Housebroke February 20, 2022
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Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012
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sardine in salmon

When a bus or train is packed beyond intended capacity (just sardines) but there's clearly space that the dickheads in the back just aren't taking. Also called being a "sardine in a school of salmon"
I'm a sardine in salmon right now bro, move back, I'm suffocating over here.
by cutPanini March 29, 2023
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Like a Salmon

to do something, absolutly anything and say like a salmon afterwards......
#1hey guys im just gonna shoot some hoops like a salmon,

#2 oh did you see that, that was an abulute salmon!

#3 oh man i did her like a salmon
by the salmon van April 2, 2010
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Salmon Killer

1. An electricity waster. Especially in regions run on hydro-electric generation.
2. General Term for an environmentally apathetic jerk.
"Turn the light in your room off salmon killer!"
by Steve H. Perry February 27, 2009
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Milky Salmon

When you’ve just finished and there is still cum left on your floppy, pink penis so it represents a Salmon covered in Milk
1. Get your Milky Salmon away from me

2. You’re not getting anything else with that Milky Salmon

3. Get that Milky Salmon away from me
by Milky Salmon April 21, 2018
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