Salmonpenis

A huge penis. You may mistake it for a tree.

That tree doesn't have any roots.
That's just Jon's salmonpenis.

by Loragol May 10, 2008

simon

simon likes wearing adidas pants and glasses. he also has brown hair usually. he likes to do the chin rub and the a-hAhaaa laugh. Hes actually a pretty good photographer and likes taking pics of really interesting things.

hey look its simon

by name1001 February 17, 2020

sewer salmon

A large, perhaps misshapen, shit.

"I almost clogged the grinder with that sewer salmon!"

by Gil McTavish March 7, 2008

slammin' salmon

Using an erecting penis to repeatedly bash the inside of a vagina in a pleasurable fashion.

"Sorry, I can't come to your lipstick party tomorrow as I'll be slammin' salmon at my uptown bungalow."

by SomeGirlOrGuy March 28, 2016

Salmoning

Walking against a lot of people headed in the opposite direction.

I ended up salmoning through the schoolkids at to get to my next class.

by Theo D-S October 1, 2007

Salmon Slap

When two lesbians have abnormally large labia which are slapped against each other's faces.

Paul:'Hey Jenny, why is your face all red and smells like tuna?' Jenny:'Vera and I both have unusually large labia, thus, she salmon slapped me this morning with them'

by Gizzy June 11, 2006

silly salmon

the action of taking ones hands and flopping it in a motion similar to that of a salmon out of water. Can be performed between the legs and/or arms

"That was some textbook silly salmon"-Spiegs

by dro boys October 21, 2009