Ben Stokes

An English cricketer who has become famous because of Virat Kholi

if you know what i mean Ben Stokes

by At2004 April 11, 2023

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The Peter Stone Syndrome

To have some form of romantic relation with someone one day, and the next day that someone chooses to ignore you for a long period of time. You, the victim, feel the need to confront that someone, but when you do so, you get shot down and then you die.

"'I think I have The Peter Stone Syndrome...' 'You mean your life completely sucks right now?' 'Yeah basically I'ma jump too high on a trampoline and get rocketed into space and die now.'" Beware of The Peter Stone Syndrome. BEWARE!

by Crystal Boust November 19, 2010

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Pooping in the Stone Age

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.

I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age

by Subwolfer June 14, 2020

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Killing two birds with one stone

Getting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking.

"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009

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stoned

under the influence of marijuana, in a zone where every looks good, tastes good, and when you just feel happy about everything.

"last night i was so stoned but i was still so happy about life its self?

by Angi Childs January 18, 2004

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kidney stone

God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.

Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

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