mustache stain

This is a result of receiving head from a person with a thick mustache causing a brutal rug burn on the na na/vagina

This morning has been agony, I hooked up with Jerry last night and he gave me the worst mustache stain ever.

by Mustache Stain October 12, 2015

Chode Stain

Just an absolute fucking moron.

Man that Trevor guy is an absolute chode stain.

by taco_salad July 15, 2015

fitness stain

The area of perspiration on an individual's pants/shorts in the butt-crackal or taintal region made visible to the eyes of the surrounding audience; most commonly associated (but not necessarily) with strenuous activities - such as working out.

Hey dude. . . before we go out in public, you gotta do something about that gnarly fitness stain you have goin' on down there! Does that not bother you?

by Stupidjerkheadface June 17, 2016

staining a juul

High school kids robbing people for there juuls because they are highly addicted to the device.

Me: YO, I stained that ugly ass nigga caleb daniels for his juul at union square.

Nahmir: I love staining a juul!

by BenBallerNoJohnnyDang January 4, 2018

Twat-stain

1. The signature red stain on a girl's undergarments.
2. Anyone and everyone who you do NOT like.

1. The twat-stain on that hooker's panties made my dick about as hard as a banana peel.
2. That twat-stain put chocolate pudding on my nipples while I was furiously masturbating!

by xPedobearz April 28, 2011

gram stain

When you cum on a graham cracker and stick it to ur bed sheets and it stains

"Damn man I have a gram stain on my bed." - Mr. Willson

by Dvsbdj January 22, 2018

Stained On The Hardware

A phrase meaning high on PCP.

"Yo RZA, you got the dust? I'm tryna get stained on the hardware."

by secondlined March 15, 2009