Shrek Schlong

When a girl sucks on your dick for so long it turns green
Stupid whore gave me a shrek schlong again so I slapped her in the face
by Big Hoss Harry May 08, 2019
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shrek sundae

Green hairy nutes smothered in mud toped with chopped shrek peeped and drizzled in creamy rich onion tasting cum
I love me a Shrek Sundae after sex
by myunclesass August 22, 2018
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shrek dick

A greenish looking dick
Boi get that ugly ass shrek dick away from me
by Anonymous Confirmed August 23, 2017
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Shrek's swamp

The act of when you "eat" a female's ass and her shitting in the partners mouth.
The Shrek's swamp looked like ice cream in her mouth.
by Shreklord March 12, 2015
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Shrek 2

The best thing ever
Omg that is shrek 2
by I_write_on_the_urban_dictionar May 15, 2019
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Shrek the Third

Not even the SCP Foundation can contain this
Shrek the Third is not just one of the worst sequels ever, but also a terrible fan fiction that was somehow animated with a big enough budget
by BlankCanvas742 November 27, 2021
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shrek porn

shrek porn is pro
shrek porn is life
by shrek=drip August 28, 2021
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