by jjar February 04, 2009
by BigBad May 22, 2007
Browsing internet stores and deciding what items would make your life perfect while you have no money and no premission from your parents to buy anything and you’re just sitting there crying because you can’t have any of it.
Ooh Look at this bacon flavored gum! And this touchscreen monitor! And this Android tablet! And this iPhone case! And this cool t-shirt! And these awesome pants! And all of these amazing clothes! And these gadgets! Let's put them all in to my cart and just see how muc- jhbdgFUCK! MY TOTAL IS $12,587
Why did I start cry shopping again?
fml.
Why did I start cry shopping again?
fml.
by yo niqqa yo August 01, 2011
by Jtravis October 03, 2005
I get a damn speeding ticket for going to fast down this road, but they don't do a damn thing about that fucking rock shop across the street!
by SRLBotanical September 27, 2007
The sudden urge to urinate WHILE shopping with a buddy or while trying to get the key into the locked door of your home when you return from shopping so you can pee.
The Shopping sPee is usually experienced by women of a "certain age" that have had one or more children and is similar to the Sneeze Pee and Laughter Dribble.
It is recommended that women who experience ANY of the above cross their legs immediately, stand completely still and wait for the sensation to pass before running immediately to pee on the toilet seat.
The Shopping sPee is usually experienced by women of a "certain age" that have had one or more children and is similar to the Sneeze Pee and Laughter Dribble.
It is recommended that women who experience ANY of the above cross their legs immediately, stand completely still and wait for the sensation to pass before running immediately to pee on the toilet seat.
You get the groceries out of the car! I have to stand here for a minute...I feel a shopping spee coming on!
by Exsalad January 04, 2010
As used in 50 Cent's song, the term 'candy shop' refers to the delights of the flesh offered to, or shared with a lover. My candy shop is my body and my skills as I offer them to my lover in a fun and enthusiastic way. I think the song is erotic and fun as it describes sex between two people, in a relationship. Not about prostitution or just a 'pick up' in the club. And I think this has been misunderstood by some here writing definitions. Have another listen...
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot
Girl what we do
And where we do
The things we do
Are just between me and you
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot
Girl what we do
And where we do
The things we do
Are just between me and you
by RBGoddess January 19, 2006