Shoe Pirates

The arch nemisis of Nike International. Forces Nike to ship right and left shoes on two different ships. Are particularly vicious in the Caribean, Mediteranean and the Kyber Pass. For more information on this topic, contact the shoe recovery center at MaGill University and ask for Sam.

"Why are these new kicks so expensive?"
"Must be those damm shoe pirates again."

by akekekekekekeke April 27, 2008

special shoes

This is someone who has intense emotional issues. You do not want to be involved with a person with special shoes.

She wears special shoes.

by ILL-MATIC June 13, 2007

lesbian shoes

lesbian shoes are doc martens

dave - “she’s wear lesbian shoes”
gal - “those are just her doc martens”

by dicmister August 12, 2022

Shoe-hack

One who can count properly (1,2,twee,4,5,double twee,7,8), is in the twee squad, and is authorized to purify people’s souls. It’s a profession. Alternate spelling- Shoo-hak.

Pronounced Shoooo-ha-ck

I wanna be a shoe-hack when I grow up!

by Vlet, Elk, and Belhop February 3, 2019

Government Shoes

Shoes made specially for people with odd shape feet usually suffering from cabbage foot syndrome or shaped like a wired vegetable often at 90 degree angles which can be great for football for getting mad curve and whipage.

Shane "Has your Government Shoes come yet Earl". Earl "No!! But the better come soon! How the hell can I shoplift dog nuts to feed to the hoes in the basement without fresh crepes!"

by Shanelovdahoop15 April 14, 2017

yeezy shoe

Adida's overpriced version of roshies. That was created by Kanye west

Did Kanye drop those super exclusive yeezy shoesthat's going to sell out less than a minute?

by Kanye shoes June 17, 2018

airport shoes

Expensive sneakers that you purchased and only wear on special occasions when you want you or them to be noticed (i.e. Traveling, concerts, or movie red carpets)

Robert: I'm headed to Boston for work.
Matthew: Nice, you're wearing the light brown Yeezy Boost 750s there?
Robert: Yea, those are my airport shoes.

by djpr3mis June 21, 2017