Schadenfruit

A raw unsugared sour/bitter fruit (usually citrus), especially when given to a small innocent child.

Mother: Did you just give little Lisa a schadenfruit?
Father: (while laughing and pointing) Ha...yes look at her face.

by Akula1115 November 19, 2010

Schadenroid

Pleasure taken from finding out that an athlete has been caught using performance enhancing substances.

I experienced Schadenroid when I heard Barry Bonds got convicted.

by Baba Doodlius July 15, 2011

Shade Zombie

When it's too hot and you have to find shade to avoid broiling to death.

Bro: "Man, it's getting hot. I gotta find me some shade".

Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".

by mcbell December 9, 2012

Schadenkarma

Experiencing delight at another person's misfortune but not feeling guilty about it as a result of that person's bad karma.

Normally I'd feel bad for being happy that Janet was fired. But she was always so condescending to everyone all of the time that she totally had it coming! It's a clear case of Schadenkarma!!

by Brokeactor May 25, 2012

Schadenberuhigung

Reassurance that comes from the suffering of others. Distinct from schadenfreude, which implies that this suffering confers pleasure. From a compound of German words: Schaden=suffering, Beruhigung=comfort

I was feeling bad about the fact that I don't have any shoes, but then I met someone with no legs. Talk about schadenberuhigung!

by "Three Legs" Anderson May 28, 2013

Schadenfroid

Finding amusement in the suffering of others suffering through bitter winter cold. Frequently occurs in Canadian expats living on the West coast of the USA.

Parking his car at the beach, Frank thought about his friends back home scraping their icy car windshields and felt a sense of schadenfroid.

by kpallist January 7, 2014

shaben

When 3 people decide to ejaculate simultaneously on the Eiffel tower.

James: want to go to out for a shaben?

by Atrosen1 January 25, 2016