river freeman

a discord user who was a therian but is now a weirdo and is a big fan of rivers

river freeman is a river fan

by lol696799679669697797997979 June 18, 2023

Benjamin River

Small community in northern New Brunswick that has a new bridge and a swimming hole called the "dark hole". Drinking is the usual thing to do there.

I wish there was more to do in Benjamin River.

by Yadayada2705 October 18, 2017

river cerulo

River Cerulo is a beautiful man from the world of law! (life’s a witch), he is married to Kaylarose Cerulo, with his 3 kids!

“Oh wow look it’s River cerulo with Kayla cerulo!!”

by Kaylarxse September 24, 2020

River Shytz

A large, mythical, and extravagant river of true liquid-shit that forms the boundaries between the supposed magical, evil lands of Shitus, Wypus, and Pypus. In Shreek Mythology, River Shytz is an evil, ferocious and dangerous deity that will haunt anyone who is unfortunate enough to somehow teleport into the dimension it exists in, with incurable bloody hemorrhoids for the rest of their natural-born life. Many say that they have came across the Shytz River at least once in their life, and that it is not a good thing to be poking around in. Once you are teleported into this new world through still unknown means, many people of religious backgrounds say that you will have to cross the River of shit to get back to your own world. How do you do this you may ask? In some accounts, people were provided with canoes. Some, small wooden boats. Others? Well, they just had to swim for it. The River is over 5 miles wide and 1,000 miles long, about the size of the Amazon River. Some who survived to swim across it and tell the tale said that there were “things” swimming under them. The constant smell made it unbearable to travel across and several drowned, or were pulled under by mythical animals.

Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.

Randy: Man, I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after driving down into the woods to find this stupid college party. I don’t feel like wading through Hershey’s syrup today.

by TheGayAccount December 10, 2020

river ting

a river but in a road man civilized area.

yo madi there's a river ting over there wanna smash over there like always ygm bbg

by nathanhacksroblox xd xd xd xd October 23, 2018

River Cat

A questionable person who is representative of the dating scene in Sacramento.

I went on a date with a mangy River Cat last night. He wanted to go dutch on the miller lights we ordered after I said I wouldn’t go home with him.

by RiverHay September 10, 2022

Rapid river

Full of whores a bad place to live full of kids that think there better than everyone because they have a lot of money. Full of people that like to spread rumors. I don’t recommend living in rapid river

I fucked a girl in rapid river

by Karnity April 17, 2020