polish rodeo

When you are getting your sexual partner from behind then spank her very hard, call her by a different name, and grab her by the hips. The objective is to try to hold on for as long as you can.

John did the polish rodeo to Sally last night, and rode a full 8 seconds.

by Sk8zero February 10, 2007

fat girl rodeo

When you're dancing or having sex with a really fat (and ugly) girl, and you're being really Romantic. Then, after a while, you go behind her, hug her round her neck and whisper sweetly into her ear saying something like...

"You're reeaaallly fat"

...And you have to see how long you can hold on

"Dude, I was having a hardcore session of fat girl rodeo at the club last night, you should'a seen her man, thank god she counldn't reach me."

Or..

My fat girl rodeo record with her is like a whole minute or something, you would have thought she'd have learnt the game by now...

by ZeroG91 September 1, 2006

wenis rodeo

An act performed by two people. Step one: One person grips another person's wenis firmly. Step two: Other person tries diligently to "buck" the other person from his wenis.

Friend 1: "Hey! The wenis rodeo is coming to town!"
Freind 2: "Oi! Let's go at it."
(Friend 1 grabs Friend 2's wenis. They proceed with the rodeo)

by MolliverLongwood April 1, 2010

Flint Rodeo

When you're on top fucking a girl and you say "you're the ugliest bitch i've fucked all week" then your friend hiding in the closet with a video camera bursts out and counts how long it takes for her to buck you off.

I rode a Flint Rodeo for 15 seconds last night

by Skot05 January 10, 2008

Minnesota Rodeo

n. Noun, v. Verb

is a Minnesota version of a Rodeo. When trees are young, they can be bent over, with satisfying results. While hanging upside down from this tree, a pre-determined shaker shakes the tree back and forth. How over long the participant stays on, is there score.

Hey, what was your Minnesota Rodeo score?
:Oh, I got ten seconds!

by Ginger>Daywalker December 6, 2009

Ryan Rhodes

Hates Jess Perez, likes his chicks in 2's, best friend you will ever have, can kick Ben Stacey's butt in basketball, soccer and running. Hilarious teenager that is black.

Ryan Rhodes is Amazing.

by ThatKidNextDoor( . ) ( . ) September 21, 2011

Rodeo Riding

1st off you must find an unexpecting fat chick, presuade her to let you engage in intercourse from behind (doggy) while this is going off get your friend to hide in the cupboard with a video camera. For the comedy factor make her act like a bull tell her this will get you going as shes fat she will do all to please you. while thrusting gently place your hands on her breats and squeeze her nipples she will begin to try and shake you off like a bull while your mate is recording acting like the crowd at a rodeo the aim of the game is to last on her back as long as you can if you manage to cum you earn 5 extra points.

Grant: Chris really got away with Rodeo Riding that fat chick from jacksons.

Jagger: He's sick.

by CHGC May 3, 2009