REFLEXEROUS

(re-fleks-er-us) - adjective; The ability to dodge a freshly opened can of shit.

How reflexerous is that guy, cause I am totally going to open a can of shit on him

by Alpha Charlie July 16, 2010

released a demon

When you shit so hard, that your butt hole burns for a range of 6-12 hours.

"dude, i just shit so hard, I released a demon out of my ass."

by smartypants_193 December 11, 2013

release the geese

An exclamation to signify a wild-goose chase (a pursuit of something unattainable or non-existent) involving many people has begun.

Often heard on money-saving or bargain-hunting forums, such as HotUKDeals or MoneySavingExpert, following a post about a bargain that other forumites will stuggle to find, but will search for nevertheless.

OP: Some branches of Tesco are selling the latest Call Of Duty game for £5.00!

Poster1: I will check after work
Poster2: Not at my local - they never have good deals
Poster3: Some greedy t*** bought all of them at mine!
Poster4: RELEASE THE GEESE!

by mvlwk June 1, 2014

Reiley luckie

A fucking badass

Reiley luckie is a fucking badass

by Crunchiest February 17, 2021

Reflex Math

A math "learning" website designed to torture kids and make them want to kermit sewer slide and go commit die.

Teacher: Why aren't you on Reflex Math?
Student: Do you want to see me kill myself?

by Amon128 February 16, 2022

f'realeyz

for real. true. its real. im telling the complete truth. yes its true. im not lying, etc.

"i'm pregnant"
"really?!"
"f'realeyz"
"oh my god"

by xxjuliannaxx September 13, 2009

happy release

What usually happens after a man receives a erotic massage from a paid masseur or hooker.

When Ming Ling was finished massaging her "John" she gave his hard cock a few tugs to release the excess pressure built-up during the erotic experience. Then she handed him a paper towel to clean up his happy release.

by FLthongboy December 19, 2011