Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

ranch cup

When someone has had sex with so many people and they’re basically addicted to it.
Example: SANTANA

Santana is back at it again being a ranch cup

by Jalid September 25, 2020

Wyoming Ranch Hand

When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!

I was bored out on the range, so I pulled off a Wyoming Ranch Hand to pass the time

by The cocks July 19, 2022

ranch

a person that is most likely to get mad for no reason and is very annoying

"omg...my brother is such a ranch."

by dxddylalala March 5, 2020

Ranch Kiss

A "Ranch Kiss" is a normal kiss or making out with a sweet semen drizzle on the lips.

A: "Hey, man, can I hit that?"

B: "Sorry, I would let you but she gave me a ranch kiss this morning."

A: "Ew?"

by Definitely Not Alex May 6, 2025

Bloody Ranch

When you cum in a woman while shes on her period.

I left a load in my woman while she was bleeding, gave her that bloody ranch injection!

by Lawless123 April 15, 2021

Saddle Ranch

1. Fucked over

Oh darn I just got saddle ranched

by Saddlerancher April 25, 2021