Midnight Rag

A towel or piece of clothing used for cleaning up cum and fluids due to masturbating, usually done at night.

Josh silently cleaned up after masturbating at his parents house with his midnight rag.

by Darknova000 December 10, 2011

rag sniffer

one who derives sexual pleasure from soiled feminine hygiene products.

1) My buddy Eugene hides in the bathroom at Walmart and thumps it while ladies dook, what a rag sniffer...

2) I met a bad bitch who likes to do dutch muffins, ten to one shes a rag sniffer bro...

3.) Like honestly Mr. Rogers was a professional rag sniffer, smelling everyone's undies and calling each smell out like it was more than a hobby, a straight up profession... "You been eatin a lot of asparagus?"

*often charactarised by red eyes/ oral herpies.

* not to be confused with a corksniffer

by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014

Puck Ragging

Term used in hockey, specifically when playing Chel (NHL video game). Puck ragging or, ragging the puck, is a strategy which involves maintaining possession of the puck without attempting to score, as a deliberate tactic to run out the game clock.

Buddy went up 2 goals in the 3rd and started puck ragging the final 2 minutes.Game died on his stick.

by Crash1269 July 17, 2023

dry-ragged

When you’re 100% wiped out, not got enough sleep in days, life has really taken its toll, you’re seeing double and feeling kinda drunk without having a sip of alcohol

Long week. Shit got me dry-ragged

by Joey1605 December 5, 2017

Matt Rags

"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.

After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.

Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.

by Reno Dallas November 14, 2012

Rag-Rack

When she gets giant titties during her period

"I may put a towel down tonight and bang the missus. Her titties have been huge lately, I think she has rag-rack!"

by Steel Toe March 3, 2017

snarf rag

Rag used to wipe away fecal debris on a man's penis after engaging in anal sex

Dean left his snarf rag in the bathroom and Dave thought it was a hand towel. He would have been better off not washing his hands after taking a dump.

by Ritebackatya December 14, 2013