Roofied

When you get so drunk that someone might as well have spiked your drink.

Yeah man, I don't remember anything...I was roofied!

by spayzant December 20, 2010

roofle points

Points attained by making a funny statement. Roofle points are tabulated by the grand rooflemeister, a position elected locally by the county.

"When i suggested that Brian has regular sex with dogs, i scored some major roofle points"

by roofles February 4, 2003

mouth roof licking virginity

The act of licking or having felt the roof of a mouth that does not belong to you for the first time. If you have made out before this does not necessarily mean that you are not a mouth roof licking virgin, because the roof of the mouth is not generally the designated target for the tongue.

Yesterday Alex lost his Mouth Roof Licking Virginity to Chelsea.

by Peace Gob February 28, 2009

Fanny Roof

the large amount of fat that is over a womans fanny. stops it getting wet in sex when the man urinates to show how much dignity he has...

My wife is so fat! Shes got a fanny roof!

by Sweden4u August 19, 2007

Roofied

To get unknowingly raped on a test. When initially after taking a test you feel very good about it, only to find out when you receive your results you did very poorly. Derived from the fact that after ingesting the drug Flunitrazepam(roofie), you can get raped and not even know it.

Johnny left the exam room feeling as if he aced the multiple choice section and wrote an amazing essay. Little did he know that he actually got roofied by the test, and will receive a score of 47%.

by jecksta October 14, 2014

fiddler on the roof

When you sit naked on your sexual partner's head, placing your testicles on their forehead and have your partner jerk you off.

Last night, I made my girlfriend play fiddler on the roof, she was not pleased, and now we aren't talking.

by TeirGas February 12, 2008

Roof-fairy

One who sneaks about at a party, slipping rohypnol (roofies) into peoples' drinks to try and see who will succumb to its effects and then make an attempt to get lucky with that unlucky person. Usually a roof fairy is a loser who can't get laid without drugging someone.

Bill- Hey Joe, what's the matter? you look like shit!
Joe- Man, I got visited by the roof-fairy at the club last night. I wanna kill whoever did that!

by killersbytrade August 18, 2009