Royal Flush

When you piss, puke, cum, and shit yourself at the same time

I got so drunk last night that I had a royal flush

by ballsdeep500 May 22, 2011

victory royale

(n). 1. what fortnite awards you when you are the last person/duo/squad in the game.
(n). 2. something nobody gives 2 fucks about.

Person 1: Woohoo I got a victory royale!
Person 2: Yeah and I've got 100. Nobody gives a shit.

by Can I go home now May 29, 2018

Royal Seal

When you pour hot red wax on a persons asshole and stamp it with a royal seal. Blow to cool down and break with finger.

Tracy: ugh i have to rip the wax off my asshole.
Amanda: did you get it waxed yesterday?
Tracy: no i let my boyfriend give me a royal seal last night.

by Sharktopuss March 9, 2019

Royal Hippogriff

A wizard swear made popular by Goyle in the Very Potter Musical

This sucks royal hippogriff!

by imarielle August 1, 2009

Royal Steve

The Royal Steve Saga II "This time it's not next time"

A film made in the spring of 2003 available on DVD, Steve saves the world fom the forces of evil.
warning...
this film kicks ass...go to: despised.co.uk for more details

1 - Sup? Raped?
2 - No dude, i jused saw Royal Steve for the first time...
1 - yeah... it'll do that
2 - {speechless}

by Royal Steve (saviour of the omniverse) March 12, 2004

royal elmer

the skin that connects your dick an your sac.

While my girlfriend was tongueing my royal elmer she was tickling my asshole.

by Bidds & MD September 8, 2007

robolonchies

(ro-bow-lon-cheese-)
A spanish slang word for a fat person.
Some one who eats everything and robs your lunches.

stop jacking all the food leave some for us you fat ass robolonchies.

by john-edward June 14, 2007