Lemon Question

A question confidently asked by a person that has given the appearance of being knowledgeable in the subject but really is not. Can be just the two of you or can be a group of you talking.

i.e. i was speaking about a construction site with a group of people and a girl nodding along jumped in with "iv always wondered, how do they hang drywall when its raining and not ruin it?... That's a Lemon Question, derived from interviews given by Don Lemon and the numerous times he asks a "Lemon Question".

by Whonose!? April 10, 2024

The question rule

If two people ask each other questions the person that was asked first has to answer first

-Do you like pizza?
-Do you?
-I asked you first
-Oh youre right
*Thinking: damn that was smart*
Due to the question rule they have to answer first

by SwagCutie March 10, 2021

When you have any other questions you may not be obtained

You have been so bored that you start typing

Person 1: how bored are you??
Person 2: When you have any other questions you may not be obtained

Person 1: wtf

by expectence September 1, 2025

Mickey Mouse question

A question regarding a self-evident matter. The Mickey Mouse question is most common among people new to the workplace and privates in the military. Perhaps one might inquire what military rank should they address the civil personnel at the barracks as.

Captain Juntunen, do I have your permission to sneeze?

No more Mickey Mouse questions private Virtanen!

by Urban Gnome September 12, 2025

Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

A phrase meaning "Mind your own business"

Friend: why are you writing a check to yourself?

Me: Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

by Idontsuckcock November 6, 2023

Questionable

Something people can question.

She was always with kids that were not hers, which was questionable.

by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021

questionitis

Questionitis is a very common psychological state where you start questioning absolutely everything in existence in your vicinity. It is very infectious and very deadly, known to cause confusion if not cured.

"I think I'm suffering from Questionitis"
"What makes you think so?"

by SnowyDragon March 29, 2020