Hit it with your purse sweetheart

When somebody is banging on some shit in the shop

Jimmy, cmon now, hit it with your purse sweetheart !

by Peekaboooooo September 22, 2025

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Grandma’s Purse

When two girls scissor with a crème saver candy between their vaginas.

(Curiosity of Dega)

Grandma’s purse is where I walked in on my grandma and her wife swapping crème savers back and forth between their purse

by Talledega Nights October 19, 2025

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Purse-gum

The gum in foil wrappers that is in the bottom of a woman's purse. The wrapper is usually partially open and bit of dirt, hair etc may be found on the opened end. Sometimes tastes of perfume.

My daughter hates it when she asks for gun and I start digging in my purse. She said ' mom, not purse-gum!"

by Unicorn3 October 31, 2025

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multidimensional purse aliens

um in a world where em have no meaning
multidimensional purse aliens aim to en-
hance the dimensions of meaninglessness
to the next schrizo billable level. oh shuks

She groveled turnonover my masculinity until I turned into a flamebasket glass-case slipper in her happily after four ever pronjob oddjob jame mcvoy poem, and let her feed my polywogs to her huge rock hard lion's mane, she taught her daughters to win over the hearts of the multidimensional purse aliens cause my white paper had red ink and my jelly donut DNA was not allowed to live the flying sauce 'e'r s' somethin like'at. I was too white to leave and too red to die, man whita life, by a beautiful life christmas, in dedocakeson to Snow White.

by sinrlifemattrs November 7, 2025

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