previewture ejaculation

when previews include important plot details or revelations that spoil the film before actual viewing occurs.

Hey did you check out Shutter Island?
Nope major previewture ejaculation when i watched the advertisements.
Haha i know. OMG WHO COULD THE OTHER PATIENT BE?

by The Sullier January 10, 2011

Preventative Masturbation

The act of a married, or romantically committed, Man pleasuring himself regularly so as to eliminate the temptation of being unfaithful.

If I didn't do some Preventative Masturbation, I would be chasing after every skank in the neighborhood.

by Niems04 January 9, 2014

Pure awesomeness

The most amazing person/thing ever

JBE is the literal definition of pure awesomeness

by Ace3162000 August 10, 2016

pure reason

The method of drawing conclusions based solely on self evident facts, the implications of self evident facts or thought experiments.

Communism is inherently flawed and I can prove it with pure reason.

by Curious Moose199 May 21, 2017

Pure_Luck

Kinda gay but edible

Pure_Luck is sexually classified as a gay

by iSoSodaYT April 24, 2019

Pure Nothingness

Pure nothing is the existence of inexistence. Nothing should also not be nothing, because nothing is something, so if nothing is nothing, then it is still something, thus nothing doesn't exist.

Humans are pure nothingness, they seem to be alive, but in reality, they are actually atoms working together to make what looks like life.

by anonymous_0123456789 March 9, 2022

fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevent by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

by but for October 1, 2017