Schuylkill Punch

Philadelphia tap water from the Schuylkill River

Do you have bottled water?
- Nope, just good ole schuylkill punch

by bumblebeeme August 11, 2009

Dork Punch

The act of an over-exaggerated "fake" punch toward a friend, family member or co-worker.

Brody dork punched Justin after Justin teased Brody about his poor web-development skills.

by AnonymousHack April 2, 2010

jess punch

Jess punch is the best fucking sex you will ever have, were you cum at least 7 times and that's just round 1 everyone needs to get Jess punch'ed!

"dude I just got Jess punch'ed on the weekend! IT WAS INSANE

by TheMotherFuckingTruth January 23, 2015

Tongue punch my fart box

To insert ur tongue into anus hole

I bet u wont tongue punch my fart box

by Bongwayoflife January 19, 2018

Trump Punch

When you see someone who needs you help but instead of helping them you punch them in the dick, sexually assault them and then steal their wallet.

Donald trump is about to Trump Punch America.

by Life_indk November 20, 2016

Five Finger Dick Punch

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.

When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.

by Five Finger Dick Punch May 31, 2016

tongue punch her fart box

Shoving your tongue deep into an anus. (As deep as you can I suppose)

Man she's really hot! Maybe she wants to get a little kinky. I'd like to tongue punch her fart box.

by The Entertainment December 28, 2013