by thk July 15, 2006
BARACK OBAMA: What's yo hella shit all about, bro?
Me: Existential Pubes.
BARACK OBAMA: God-dayum, far the mothafuckin-hell out...
Me: Existential Pubes.
BARACK OBAMA: God-dayum, far the mothafuckin-hell out...
by ctfd June 27, 2014
n. v. Pyoo'bstash An act involving the sexual union of one's face to a partner's unshaven and recently naired genitals, wherebye irrattic movement betwixt mouth and pubic area dislodges weakened hair follicles which then bind to one's face in the form of a mustache and/or beard.
1- "Monica and me tried something new last night... have you ever heard of a pube-stache?"
2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"
3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"
2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"
3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"
by Petorius Longinus February 05, 2008
by BOOP BOOPER September 27, 2006
Any body who has just done the most retarded thing that in someway has affected you, or made fun of you.
"hey dude, I just burned this joint in your room, now it hella smells. Is that bad?"
"Yes it is you BUTT PUBE. My mom sleeps in there. Now im gonna get on hella trouble."
"Yes it is you BUTT PUBE. My mom sleeps in there. Now im gonna get on hella trouble."
by poqwer September 13, 2007
When a pube appears on an item that is in your possession. Most of the time its random but it can be plucked and placed with precision.
by VeryCold April 02, 2010