probstitute

Someone who's line of work involves dealing with too much probability & statistics stuff and absolutely abhors doing it for a living.

As a machine learning algorithm developer, I feel like a probstitute.

by S& December 3, 2021

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Prostitution

Fuck for a buck

Jason: I should do prostitution.

Tiffany: jason, I had hoped these jokes would stop now that were engaged and we’re ge

Jason: Shut the fuck yo Tiffany

by 36rats March 16, 2022

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Promstitute

A person who is paid to attend someone else’s prom.

Look at her, she brought a promstitute from NewCanaan!

by Peeb2 April 24, 2022

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prosthitute

A prostitute that has some augmentation via prosthesis.

Me: Yo, Larry. I hooked up with that prosthitute last night. She wanted me off with her robot arm.

by Somewhat Schizo November 8, 2022

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Hym "You don't give a fuck about any of that. The diseases are already spreading! Do you advocate for women be more selective? Get an STD test from them before you sleep with someone?? No? Avoid men with high body counts to reduce the risk of infection? NO! YOU DON'T! You don't do any of that! So, why no prostitution? 😱 It couldn't be! Could it be that you don't want prostitution because your arbitrary claim to superiority immediately disappears? Your entire brand is destroyed? No more sexless masochistic men to profit from? Ooohhhh.. It's not "good for people" says the self-appointed arbiter of what's good for people. Ok... Oooook.... 'You wouldn't want you dau-' She won't have to be if I get a million dollars writing a billion dollar movie, will she? Shut the fuck up with that."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2023

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