premanstrual

A emotional disturbance thought to affect 2 out of 3 men commonly but not always around about the time of the full moon.

Symptoms include : tiredness, loss or increase of appetite , irritable , weepy, mood swings, disrupted sleep patterns, poor concentration , anxiety, strange cravings ( particularly for chocolate ) Symptoms may last for anything from a day to a whole week.

Mr Smith had not been himself this week, after checking his calendar and observing the phase of the moon he was left in no doubt that he was indeed premanstrual and that a nice box of chocs although may not vanquish the symptoms would certainly offer light relief.

by Sheecreature December 8, 2012

Premature Bye

When you say bye to someone and attempt to walk away, only to realize that the person is walking in the same direction as you, resulting in an awkward silence. Common futile resolutions to avoid the ensuing awkwardness are: walk faster or slower than the person to separate oneself, initiate small talk, check one's phone.

Bill: Alright Norm, I'll get that paperwork for Monday, see ya.
Norm: Bye Bill.
-Both continue to walk down the hall together and wait for the same elevator.
Bill: Guess I had a little premature bye back there huh? -Check's phone

by cheetaela October 23, 2013

Prezactly

A cross between the phrase Precisely and Exactly to express that someone's response was correct.

Person A: It's like Call of Duty.

Person B: So it's a first-person shooter game.

Person A: Prezactly

by Vracko May 21, 2014

Premature Immaculation

When People put up Christmas Decorations way too early in the season I would call that "premature immaculation".

Fred and Martha put up all their Christmas Decorations the day before Thanksgiving... I call that a case of "premature immaculation".

by Artful Codger November 27, 2014

premature accumulation

when a snow storm shoots its load way too early

Hold on let me get the shovel...and my boots and...awww man wtf ? you couldn't hold it? You suffer from premature accumulation!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 17, 2015

premature evaluation

When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!

I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 13, 2015

prexactly

When something is so spot on, it is both precisely and exactly correct, necessitating both words, hence, "prexactly".

That is prexactly right.

by SHAPPSTER October 18, 2015