Positivize

The preferred way to say "absolute value."

Dude, bro, let's write a positivize function in our code so that we don't deal with negatives.

by Zardoz Swagyolo November 1, 2013

positional amnesia

The frustrating state of mind when you walk into another room and can't remember why you are there.

After walking from the kitchen to the bedroom, you say to yourself:

"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"

by Barking Frog December 1, 2013

positive drama

A: Being dramatic for the sake of making things more interesting.

B: Acting

C: Being extreme in order to make a situation more colorful.
opposite: Negative Drama (bitches be trippin)

Coop was cutting up with positive drama.

by ThadCoop February 22, 2014

Positive Articulation

Selecting words to express an idea in a positive way conscious that doing so will engender positive consequences.

The chairman of the board asked the speech writer to write the announcement using positive articulation instead of the negative articulation she,—for unexplained reasons—had used. The managers were surprised to see that she worded the announcement as she did, wondered if he was a saboteur, got her fired on-the-spot, and had a different writer write the speech.

by but for October 25, 2017

positive sauce

Positive sauce is ejected out of the male penis and flys through the air and pastes it’s self on to a partner(s) face.

Money Bunns: Oh you like it when I do this.

Harry Crosswinds: Yeah baby just like that I’m about to give you all of my positive sauce you ready.

*Gives her all his positive sauce*

Money Bunns: You got it in my hair

Harry Crosswinds: My bad baby but you gotta give my daily dish of happiness.

by Positive Sauce January 17, 2018

positive grunt

When u see somthing that turns u on, the noise u make when u see it.

Damn thats a positive grunt.

by Positive grunt May 5, 2018

positive no

A device used by New Yorkers, who instinctively value opposition and contradiction, to underline their agreement with another person's statement. Instead of the conventional "Oh, I agree," or "Yes, you're right," the New Yorker begins with "No, I agree," or "No, you're right."

Xiomara: "Gray's Papaya makes a better hot dog than anyone can at home."
Shlomo: (using the Positive No) "No, you're absolutely right."

by Mr Ken Shabby June 9, 2018