Get The Plates

gayest fucking thing on earth!

Guy1: ohhhh!!! get the plates!
Everyone else in the room: Shut the fuck up faggot *beats the shit out of guy 1*

by suck my dick, cockface! April 18, 2005

gold plated penis

it means that 1: your penis is popular, 2: people will try to steal your penis, 3: your penis is FUCKING GOLD PLATED!!!!! BRAG ALL YOU WANT!, 4: if you suck it, you will become gold plated all over your body because of the golden pee made by this format: aupp+pp (pee) = auppss (golden pee))., 5: you are a rich man and your gold was stolen, so you take the pills your dead grandpa told you to never take, and you get a aupp. how this could happen: 1: your penis is covered in pee and your penis hardened, 2: someone rich bitch stole your penis, put gold plates around it, and gave it back all in 1 night, 3: you are a woman and wanted a penis, so god granted you a shiny one, 4: you put gold plates around your penis (duh), 5: you stole someone's gold penis and replaced theirs with yours.

remember: these elements on the periodic table make a gold plated penis: au (gold)+mbs (saw)= aup (gold plate). aup+pf (pee factory, AKA. penis)=aupp (gold plated penis).

*you have a 1/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... % chance to get a gold plated penis when you are born.

by luiyay October 14, 2014

chrome plated polack

someone of Lithuanian descent.

"I'll never understand why Janey married that chrome plated polack!"

by corncobbutthole September 30, 2009

Licence Plate Factory

Prison

After getting caught for the robbery, Jimmy was sentenced to a two year career at the licence plate factory

by Billmcm1 May 31, 2011

Y-plate Law

A law in Japan that technically applies to everyone, but the local police only ticket SOFA members or Americans (those with a Y on their license plate). See also: Racism

Y: I thought it was illegal to park there.
A: Not if you're a local, that No Parking sign is just a Y-plate law.

by Tacitblu November 27, 2019

Plating My Hamburger

When a woman makes her pubic hair presentable for her partner or gynocologist.

"What are you doing in the bathroom, Kayla?"
"I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow so I'm trimming my whiskers, or plating my hamburger."
"Omg why would you tell me that."
"It's going to look so presentable."

by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017

making license plates

Going to jail. Many states used to use jails and prisons as license plate factories.

keep at that and you'll be stuck making license plates

by tenterabyte February 17, 2021