pulping

a beating

The bullies gave John quite a pulping yesterday because he refused to give them his lunch money.

by Joe Nobody March 15, 2004

Phelped

To be beaten in the last second in a competition while leading. Named after Michael Phelps' victory over Milorad Cavic in the 2008 Summer Olympics 100m Butterfly race, with a time merely 0.01 seconds faster. Phelps had never taken the lead the entire race until right at the finish.

Mario had the lead in Mario Kart DS, but right before the finish line, Luigi was drafting Mario's cart and phelped him for the victory.

by Phelps_Is_God October 12, 2008

Michael Phelps

Super hot swimmer know now as the greatest olympian of all time, after winning 8 gold medals in a single olympics.

He has a great body and is envied by so many men and wanted by so many women.

Woman:Honey you should have Michael Phelps body. You should be like him.

Man: *thinking* Damn that mother fuckin olympian.

by miohmyitsvi October 15, 2008

michael phelpsed

In any activity if one wins unfairly or portrays the way Michael Phelps won his seventh gold medal in the Beijing Olympics.

In a video game:

Jon: HAHAH! I WON!!!

Molly: No, i won. Look, i shot you by 100th of a second!

Jon: Maaan! you just totally Michael Phelpsed me!

by Kaorusnanx3 October 14, 2008

lobster pulp

A really cool sounding... two words.

Wanna know a really cool sounding two words? Lobster Pulp! You fucking ass fuck! Mike be's gay.

by Bob Balls August 27, 2004

phelpsian

To achieve something amazing that no one thought possible.

No one will complete the phelpsian feat of winning eight gold medals in one Olympic games.

by JMKE October 10, 2008

Phelpsian

Adj.
To perform or be a competitor with an almost god-like display of athletic talent.

To show physical skill reflecting that of Micheal Phelps' during his 8 gold medal perfomances in the 2008 Beijing Olympics

Todd has showed a Phelpsian performance today, winning the game for his team with his hat-trick.

Sarah is a Phelpsian athlete, working hard to ensure her success.

by Casey the Shizz October 16, 2008