hot pocket party

When you show up to a "party" and there is just some drunk guy in the kitchen cooking a fucking hot pocket.

When told a party is going to be epic and it ends up being very disappointing.

Hows that rager?

Bailed, hot pocket party.

by thatguy911 August 7, 2011

pocket person

A person that is so cute and adorable, you want to put them in your pocket and carry them around.

Luis is such a cute little pocket person.

by Clint S July 6, 2006

Pocket Lesbian

A small, short lesbian, 5' 2 or shorter. Short hair and completely adorable. Everyone should get one.

Girl 1: Hey, look at that girl over there holding her girlfriends hand. She's so tiny and adorable.
Girl 2: That's what you call a pocket lesbian.
Girl 1: I need to get me a girlfriend like that.

by Littlewittlegirl October 31, 2012

wet penny in the pocket

a drop of urine on the inside front of a man's pants caused by putting the penis up too soon after urinating

After returning to dinner from a bathroom break Harold realized he had a wet penny in the pocket.

by fuad ramses January 30, 2004

pocket god

The single best iphone app there is.

whatcha doin...

playing pocket god

cooooollll....

by BarackObama1138thx February 2, 2010

Meat Pocket

To define a woman whose only practical use in this world is to take cock in her vagina.

Jen really is nothing more than a useless Meat Pocket!

by Ravensong August 12, 2007

pocket turd

A small pile of credit card receipts,
notes, bills, wrappers, etc, deposited
around the house as people empty their
pockets.

Bill was disgusted to find his roomate
had left pocket turds all over the apartment, including the dresser, the vaniety top, and even on top of the piano.

by big_daddy November 2, 2004