A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.
Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.
Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.
Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.
by jamison23 September 30, 2009
Get the pavement sample mug.one who hangs around with a younger crowd of people, when he should be working down at the fishing tackle shop. commonly found in hastings, the paedogonk takes off his shirt to impress the younger and less physically mature crowd with his chest hairand nipple piercing.
by paedogonk April 27, 2010
Get the paedogonk mug.A young man that sleeps with underage girls in the back of his car then tells them not totell the police or he will kill them.
by jesse brock September 5, 2010
Get the Paedo parker mug.-I'm thinking of growing a beard, haven't shaved for 3 days now
-- Yep; you're at the paedotache stage right now!
- Look at that guy on the other side of the bar letching on those girls, he's sporting the classic paedotache look.
-- Yep; you're at the paedotache stage right now!
- Look at that guy on the other side of the bar letching on those girls, he's sporting the classic paedotache look.
by dgh938peg April 26, 2011
Get the Paedotache mug.When someone is unsure whether or not they should get with a girl or guy who is just under the legal age of consent, usually 15 or 17. Judging between the girl and potential allegations of statutory rape or being socially outcast as a result of the act.
Guy 1: Hey, that girl is hot!
Guy 2: Yeah but she's only 15, you sure you wanna go for that?
Guy 1: Oh right, not sure then...
Guy 2: Ah, classic case of paedophilemma!
Guy 2: Yeah but she's only 15, you sure you wanna go for that?
Guy 1: Oh right, not sure then...
Guy 2: Ah, classic case of paedophilemma!
by mafooryanoo May 21, 2011
Get the paedophilemma mug.A game where you shout the word 'Pavel' every time you see a Caravan.
If you see a Caravan Park, you shout 'Pavel Park'.
The aim is to be the first to spot one and shout out.
1 Point for Pavel and 10 Points for Pavel Park.
If you see a Caravan Park, you shout 'Pavel Park'.
The aim is to be the first to spot one and shout out.
1 Point for Pavel and 10 Points for Pavel Park.
John : "Pavel"
Dan : "Damn it!"
John : "One nil!"
Dan : "Pavel Van"
John : "ahh boo"
Dan : "Ha ha, Ten one!"
Dan : "Damn it!"
John : "One nil!"
Dan : "Pavel Van"
John : "ahh boo"
Dan : "Ha ha, Ten one!"
by Dan10inch July 2, 2011
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