A Patrick Moment is when you do something and you forget. Like when Patrick ate a chocolate bar and forgot he ate a chocolate bar. Then SpongeBob didn't eat his chocolate bar. Then Patrick accused SpongeBob of stealing his chocolate bar and SpongeBob was willing to share half of his chocolate bar only if Patrick admit SpongeBob didn't steal it. Then since Patrick didn't, SpongeBob was rubbing it in about the chocolate bar (it was funny). The part where Patrick said "You took my only food! Now I'm going to starve!" while showing a huge vainy belly was also funny. Sometimes you remember and realize you had a Patrick Moment, but it's too late!
Tyler: Steve, you took my chocolate! I didn't drink any.
Steve: this one's mine. You drank yours already, remember?
Tyler: Oh! That's right! I had a Patrick Moment!
Steve: this one's mine. You drank yours already, remember?
Tyler: Oh! That's right! I had a Patrick Moment!
by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2023
Get the Patrick Momentmug. The most sluttiest whore faggot. people often like to call it gay and it doesn't like that very much. but when u look at it the word faggot just appears. has the most largest vagina and the most biggest bobs you've ever seen. it only has 1 nipple tho and its kinda insecure so were not gonna talk about that... and anyways you would be so lucky to have this in ur life bc its thottyness makes you want to kill yourself every second your around it.
by grace padden October 10, 2018
Get the patrick vachonmug. I was Patrick Schwavied and thought the kid with cerebral palsy was the kid who got in the car accident last week so I asked him how much longer we was gonna be in the wheelchair.
by Patrick Schwavy December 16, 2019
Get the patrick schwaviedmug. 1. the greatest herb to ever live
2. A lonely 20 something who lurks in his bedroom in his father's house and gives his opinion to people from behind the desk his mother bought him. He is often times arrogant and lacks knowledge of the scene but insists that other people give a shit about him. He is an incredible self righteous narcissist who lives a terrible, miserable life. The only thing that brings him joy is hanging out with people who are almost famous and telling his viewers about it. He often times fantasizes about bestiality right before he goes to sleep, but is afraid to tell his father face to face, so instead he writes his dad well-detailed letters about his strange obsessive thoughts.
2. A lonely 20 something who lurks in his bedroom in his father's house and gives his opinion to people from behind the desk his mother bought him. He is often times arrogant and lacks knowledge of the scene but insists that other people give a shit about him. He is an incredible self righteous narcissist who lives a terrible, miserable life. The only thing that brings him joy is hanging out with people who are almost famous and telling his viewers about it. He often times fantasizes about bestiality right before he goes to sleep, but is afraid to tell his father face to face, so instead he writes his dad well-detailed letters about his strange obsessive thoughts.
by MrBigButt76 October 24, 2019
Get the patrick ccmug. Lead singer of punk ass sexifyed OMGaaaahhhhh band Fall Out boy
He has side burns that could warm anyone up
He looks like My friend jack *dances*
www.falloutboyrock.com
He has side burns that could warm anyone up
He looks like My friend jack *dances*
www.falloutboyrock.com
Example: patrick stump is like so HAAAAAAAAWWWT. When you hear anyone say this (and you will) they are on about the singer from Fall out boy
by *~*Lil.Suicidal.Emo.Kid*~* April 15, 2006
Get the patrick stumpmug. by Patrick Lewis May 13, 2005
Get the Patrick Wilsonmug. the best basketball player ever. wore the number 33, went to georgetown, was drafted by the knicks, stayed in new york for like 20 years, will soon be in the hall of fame, and currently is an assistant coach on the houston rockets, where he taught yao ming how to play basketball.
yo you see that game the other night when ewing dropped 60 points, grabbed 25 boards, had 15 blocks, and threw it down in jordans face?
by chuck d February 4, 2005
Get the patrick ewingmug.