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gorilla ass pound

When fucking a bitch you run up to her with knuckles dragging and forcefully slam her upside down on her head with legs bent outwards towards you. Then in a unexpected move shove you cock in her pussy and a banana in her ass at the same time. Then after unloading your spank, pull out run around the room slapping your chest and punch a hole in the door!
Damn bro I scored a perfect 10 Gorilla Ass Pound on this random last night!
by OnlyTheLonley November 24, 2016
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12 Pound Pussy

A Gigatic pussy usually related to a girl who is a huge bossy bitch. Her pussy is likely able to eat small children and anything as heavy as a good sized watermelon. The 12 pound pussy likely has teeth and is very susceptible to crotch rot.
Guy 1: " Wow... my supervisor is a bitch!"

Guy 2: " Ya man, i bet she has got a 12 pound pussy, you better keep your hands away or she could swallow it hole!"

Guy 1: "Thanks for the heads up man"
by AvengerMan September 30, 2009
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ground and pound

Coined by Mark "The Hammer" Coleman during a pre-fight interview at the UFC.
"I'm gonna ground and pound the goddamn shit out of him" -- Mark Coleman
by John Robinson October 12, 2005
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pound sand up your ass

A common expression in the Army during the 70's & 80's.
A phrase used by equals to tell each other off, used by superiors to shut up subordinates.
A method of dismissing a stupid person.
The only possible use when you find yourself with a stick,
a funnel, some lube and a bag of sand.
A polite way to say fuck off.
Worker: "Hey boss, why don't we shut this job done and call
it a day, I'm tired."
Boss: " How can you be tired? You haven't done a damn thing all day. Maybe you should stay home tomorrow and pound sand up your ass!"
by jsd9632 January 8, 2012
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Pound Hole

This stage of sex is above what is commonly known as "rough sex". This type of sex involves a repeated explosive trusts into a woman's vagina, with your penis or any object for that matter. While you are "pounding hole" the woman may scream, moan, cry, bleed, shit, piss, pull a hammy, slip a disk in her back, become pregnant, have difficulty walking the next day, go blind, beg for mercy, being to prey, and in more severe cases, die.
Last night we heard Butter's pounding some major hole.
Cameron doesn't pound much hole these days.
Kyle pounds hole for a living
Steve doesn't pound hole, he makes love.
Joe is a virgin, he doesn't know nothing about pounding hole.
Man, in JR's younger day's he pounding hole twice a day 8 days a week, he's a real pimp.
Zak pounds some really strange hole.
Barney is a dangerous hole pounder.
by 105D =) May 26, 2009
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pound

v. - to consume large amounts of alcohol in a limited amount of time
"Yo let's pound these brews before going in."
by thomas February 9, 2004
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pound syndrome

'Pound syndrome' is the act of a male performing sexual favors so well, that when the sex is done, the female literally acts obsesssed and/or addicted to him and his male unit.
"After he gave his girlfriend the 'pound syndrome', she would not stop calling him for hours."
by cdubb420 January 10, 2016
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