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Popcorn

When you are young, have a crush on your friend but don’t know if you are gay, you haven’t told anyone but to check if you are gay you watch gay porn ( still unsure after )
That guy over there looks so popcorn. “
“ omg totally” - said whilst cackling.
by ScintillatinglyStrange November 6, 2025
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Popcorn - Weirdo

noun. a person who eats and drinks excessively or voraciously at night while watching youtube videos. a person with a remarkably abnoxious loud laughter while another person is sleeping .
"My girlfriend is such a Popcorn - Weirdo . She wakes me up laughing at stupid movies every night."
by Cutt butt killer May 6, 2020
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Agitated popcorn

An agitated popcorn is what we today call, an adhd, but one one is agitated,

So, if you get a bag of popcorn, at the bottom of of bag are the brain-deads, the corns that don't pop, the buttery ones are the normals which are 85% of population, then the ones that keep popping after the bags told you no no dont bro when you hear 1-2 pops a second, they are the batch of agitated popcorns, cause they will just keep popping till the batch is just fucking burnt... making an OCD unable to make their their popcorn due to they must complete task, resulting in burning and setting fire to the microwave because of those agitated popcorn...
Bro what the fuck was with wally this morning, did he take his pills?
he just couldn't stop moving mate
Like Jack rolling down a hill after a big Saturday i muted the volume and was watching him tryna write paddlestick on a fishdick n swear mums it was like watching popcorn pop by a sales rep behind the popcorn machine at your local theatre on Thursday filmenigans, he was pissing the customers off cause he was acting like an agitated popcorn, like stop frizzing their wally write ya paddlestick on a fishdick and take ya daily corn pill, stop acting like an agitated popcorn it's not puffpuff on ya nan's rocklawn wallys full fucked hes gone?
She just asked if the mower is rough rough be done before dark honey rocks on lawn Wally's my first born
by Smiggymate April 14, 2023
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Popcorn

What your autofill appears as when you press P
why the fuck did search up popcorn before
by Mebegayasfuk October 15, 2022
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Cretors Popcorn

has been perfecting popped corn. Some might say it’s “obsessive” and some might say it’s “delicious
It’s a love letter sent straight to your taste buds. And at Cretors Popcorn, it’s the reason we get up in the morning
by SPrice1980 May 3, 2023
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Hot Buttered Popcorn

1. The act of pissing all over your partner during intercourse.
2. What some nerdy kid would say about the Wii U
"The Wii U comes with two free games!"
"Hot Buttered Popcorn, that's a deal!!!"
by You was there too February 2, 2024
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Popcorn on the Cob

Nebraskan style popcorn: Fresh and perfect for people too lazy to take the kernals off before microwaving it.
Hick 1: What is this?
Hick 2: It's popcorn on the cob, fresh off the stalk!
by NebraskanStyle May 2, 2010
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