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pollyannafest

When two sickeningly sweet people get more and more excited, while talking about what they think are good, happy subjects.

It often reaches a point where the participants:

1. face each other and grip hands
2. hop up and down and spin
3. emit faster and louder screeching

This results in the more "realistic" listeners, to violently upchuck.

Pollyanna was a best-selling 1913 novel by Eleanor H. Porter, about an eternally positive young girl, and was adapted for film by Disney in 1960. It starred child actress Hayley Mills, who won an Oscar for the role.
Marrissa: Guess who smiled at me at work today!!!

Natalie: That really hunky guy???

Marrissa: YESSSSSSSS!!!

Joe: OMG, it's a friggin' Pollyannafest!!! *sound of projectile vomiting*
by iconoguy December 12, 2009
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pallywang

to hit a ball with an almighty force
john shouted to his team mate to pallywang it into the back of the net
by djmalone March 5, 2008
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poll sucker

Someone who relies heavily on political or other polls. Even though the media conducts polls on a seemingly daily basis, it is hard to find anyone who has actually been contacted, or knows someone who has. This tends to support the theory that pollsters are actually the guy who passes the bong to the journalist as they snicker like school girls over their snow job.

The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.
Shirley: "Wow, Dick Cheney's approval rating is higher than Obama's!"

Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."
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polgyloaf

Man, that's polgyloaf!
by cumguzzlingdemonslut July 5, 2010
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Pollen chucker

Yo man, that guy is such a pollen chucker.
by Paul N. Chucker February 25, 2022
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Well Ard Pollard

A Thomas that’s hard
Second name Pollard
Not as hard as Big Ard Brad tho
by Big Batty Brad July 1, 2019
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Pollard

The action of bailing out when one is already committed to the task in hand
Sam pollarded out of having another j at a party because he had "had enough"
by backdoorbandit March 9, 2011
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