mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

by Joey Jordison April 03, 2007

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 03, 2007

Hunger ping

A Hunger ping, where you are reminded that you are actually hungry physically. Alternate spelling of Hunger Pang or Hunger Pain.

John had a hunger ping, realizing that he was hungry and needed to eat.

by 2Upsilon January 14, 2022

hit yo block like ping pong

To hit sumone block to fuck they hynas

Man fuck ya doin
just hit yo block like ping pong. u got a problem ehse?

by real ass foo February 07, 2021

199 ping god

Kikikatme, similar to the 200 ping god, imaqtkat, decimates decimates any competition despite his occasional high ping. He is the 199 ping god.

Kikikatme's penis is so large. He is indeed the 199 ping god.

by Moist Individual April 19, 2024

199 ping god

Kikikatme, the 199 ping god, decimates any competition despite his high ping.

"That kikikatme sure is a 199 ping god."
"Wtf is a Kikikatme? and wtf is a 199 ping god?"
"A Kikikatme is the sexiest man alive and a 199 ping god decimates his enemies at the high ping of 199. That man is both the sexiest man alive and high dominates at 199 ping."

by Moist Individual April 23, 2024

Ping Pony

A sexual position where the man is on his back while the woman straddles him in reverse cowgirl with the unconventional use of a ping pong paddle and ball.

Trisha's too much to handle, her and Brad fucked Ping Pony last night... I've never liked props the way they do.

by twerkteam69 November 02, 2012