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Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"
by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012
mugGet the Stache Patrolmug.

Stroller patroler

A person who preys on any underage person for sexual satisfaction.
Keep an eye on little Johnny. This place is plagued by stroller patrolers.
by termiteboy October 18, 2021
mugGet the Stroller patrolermug.

Safety Patrol MVP

This is basically a reward Safety Patrols get for being good at the "job."
Wow, You got the totally rad Safety Patrol MVP award!
by TikTok @vintagemez March 4, 2022
mugGet the Safety Patrol MVPmug.

Highway Patrol Syndrome

Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.
Wow MCSO is so awesome, I guess I have Highway Patrol Syndrome.
by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025
mugGet the Highway Patrol Syndromemug.

Nissan patrol

Top of the range 4wd, pulls out cruisers and leaves them in your dust, not over priced like ya cruisers. Don’t need to wear pit vipers and tight short jeans to drive a patrol.
Nissan patrolslaying pussy since 1975”
by Wilko April 14, 2021
mugGet the Nissan patrolmug.

Boarder Patroled

When your with your significant other and you move your had down their pants (third base) and they pull it back
The other night I was with Suz and when I tried to waker her up with my hand going down her panties, I got boarder patroled
by Justketchup May 29, 2020
mugGet the Boarder Patroledmug.

Pizza Roll Patrol

A warframe clan in which DemonGodAeigis is the best member, followed by SinisterRiot and Jaipal.
I heard that hot guy Demon is the best member of Pizza Roll Patrol
by DemonGodAeigis May 11, 2019
mugGet the Pizza Roll Patrolmug.

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