keep me posted

A phrase that girls use, mainly when talking to other girl friends. It's primary use is for when you are asking to be updated on the progress or plans of a situation. And girls use it. Just girls. Mostly girls are the user of this phrase. Girls. Eric? No. Girls. Not Angie though. She's not THAT much of an annoying girl.

With that definition in mind.... (hence):
-- "Okay, let's figure out these plans for sushi and the mall this week."
-- "Alright... keep me posted! :)"

by Angie!! December 24, 2008

herp paste

Rubbing somebody's toothbrush all over a woman's herp-ridden vagina, and then leaving it there for the owner of the toothbrush to brush their teeth with.

I got back at my ex girlfriend by leaving her some herp paste!

by I love vodka October 22, 2008

paster

someone who incessantly cuts and pastes URLs to you via IM while you're trying to do other, more constructive, stuff.

link paster

by ParanoidAndroid1980 January 6, 2010

Horse Paste

The material resulting from grinding up a live horse and sticking it into a tube

I just drank a whole tube of yummy horse paste, it tasted like animal cruelty

by DogPaste April 28, 2020

Cunt and Paste

When you cut and paste something from a site and pretend it was your own. A form of Plagiarism where the wrong doer is the cunt.

Dude1: Your mumma's so ugly that if I kicked her in the head her reflection would melt my shoe before it hit her in the cocksucker.

Dude 2 , Hey cocksniff you cunt and pasted that from my favourite gay website

Dude, Touche you got me cuntox

by bennycnz August 23, 2011

twitter-pated

Originating from WALT DISNEY'S BAMBIE-The feeling your new girlfriend has when you first start going out and before she loses interest in you and doesnt want to talk about things apon finding out that she's moving to a different state. She will then find a new man behind your back who can supply her with a much better long distance relationship and find that he makes her much more twitter-pated than you did. she is then NO LONGER TWITTER-PATED by you. (SEE ALSO: horny, indecicive, unwilling, secretive)

"I got really twitter-pated when that hot guy drove buy with his nice car."
"Yesterday i felt really twitter-pated by him, but not today."
"Hmmm. I was twitter-pated when i first saw you but not now that i've gotten to know that you arent perfect..."

by bbrooks March 10, 2009

pastey white

It is a racist word to use on white people

Your friend "you little nigga" you "shut the fuck up you pastey white" because they white as fuck

by Codfather150 June 15, 2017