Mail order husband

A mail ordered to be married from a another country

Mail order Husbands ain't in love with you

by 459395 March 28, 2023

I'll order a pizza and pay for it

What you tell a girl that doesn't like you. But you can't take a hint so you offer a pizza.

Boy:"Hey do you want to hang out Thursday? I'll order a pizza and pay for it!"

Girl: ummmmm sorry I have other plans...

by Riley212 July 11, 2016

14th General Order of a Sentry

You shan't poop on the poopdeck

"Cadet, what is the 14th General Order of a Sentry?"
"Sir, the 14th General Order of a Sentry is, You shan't poop on the poopdeck, Sir!"

by FlanktoFlank October 17, 2022

are you ready for ze new world order?

are you ready for ze new world order?

Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Hahahahahahaha!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
World Economic Forum twenty twenty-three!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You vill own nothing und be happy!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You have given all of your power to me!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Because you are too afraid to live free!
Zis is Klaus Schwab und I'm here to say
You must give more of your rights away
Your sacrifice is ze only remedy
For ze real pandemic: humanity!
Ve must prepare for an angrier world
As agenda twenty-thirty is unfurled
You vill eat ze bugs, living in ze Metaverse
You vill comply, und it vill get worse!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
No more human rights or borders
Ve own you, yours sons, und daughters
Und we've trained you to support us!
Ve make ze problems, then blame you!
For ze damage from everything ve do
Ze conspiracy theories are coming true
Und if you don't stop us, you're screwed!
Davos
Ve are here
Ze agenda is quite clear!
Ve vill make you live in fear!
You are ze puppet
Und I'm ze puppeteer!
Mwhahahahahaha!

by newworldorder2025 November 7, 2025

I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, I

I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, I

I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, I

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

Gag order!? Say WHAAAAAAA!?

NOT the Trump one (I took a nap). What is this!? Looks like we got some duplicitous kike action over here! Looks like we got some "Jewish virgin's life is a lie" type of stuff going on!

Hym "Gag order!? Say WHAAAAAAA!? On Candace!? Who does that!? That's why she wanted to do the debate on a neutral podcast! She knew the would edit out the ME parts."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

Order no.

Order number

Executive Order no. 1 has been submitted to no 1.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010