(noun): Those minivans, suburbans and any other SUV you see flying down the road at the speed of light. Most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. Soccer practice. Gymnastics. Tea parties.
Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.
Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.
Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Random driver: Hey dude, did you just see that momma rocket?
Passenger: No man, what was it?
Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!
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Passenger: No man, what was it?
Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!
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by jjbeanbag March 17, 2012
Get the momma rocketmug. Yo momma house:mainly define when yo boy Roderick is at yo momma house when Roderick at yo momma house you should try your hardest to make it to yo mom as fast as you can before Roderick fuck yo momma at yo momma house no matter how hard to try to make it you never do all you could do it sit and wait for Rodrick to leave yo momma which will take 5-10hours! beware if you see Roderick at yo momma house pray for yo momma
Example:Him:where Roderick
Her:I think I seen him at yo momma house
Him:oh no!!
Her:yup you to late all u can do is wait
Her:I think I seen him at yo momma house
Him:oh no!!
Her:yup you to late all u can do is wait
by Demarcus cousins lll November 23, 2021
Get the yo momma housemug. 
Whenever a girl does something slutty and is proud of it.
Said with the same idea of a little kid tattle tailing.
Said with the same idea of a little kid tattle tailing.
Example 1
Boy 1: Look at Kayla grinding on her best friend's husband!
Boy2: Damn. Mama, she nasty!
Example 2:
Boy: I bet you wont flash us
*Girl flashes guys*
Boy: Momma, she nasty!
Boy 1: Look at Kayla grinding on her best friend's husband!
Boy2: Damn. Mama, she nasty!
Example 2:
Boy: I bet you wont flash us
*Girl flashes guys*
Boy: Momma, she nasty!
by pootts December 19, 2011
Get the Momma, she nastymug. by gjhieruhgaiuergh April 29, 2010
Get the yo mommamug. A surprisingly attractive female youtuber and mother who as far as I know, without meaning to, get multiple comments on her body.
by KeKkee Tomas July 31, 2017
Get the based mommamug. by Missgyrl October 31, 2021
Get the joe mommamug.