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Black Friday

When for some reason a dude comes inside a female by accident and she must take the Morning After pill.

Black Friday is the jackpot sex that follows when the dude empties his testicles inside the female as much as he can until she ingests the Pill.
Brian: man last night my condom broke and i came inside
Jason: so what did you bro?
Brian: i came inside her three more times man!
Jason: Black Friday baby!
Brian: milk up to her eyeballs!!!

"Boyyyyyy I hope my condom breaks so i can black friday that ass"

Jessie: Oh wow honey your skin looks so glowy and shiny omg
Candy: Yeah babe my man went black friday on me last night and now i'm so full of cum my ears are sticky
Jessie: Lucky bitch i wish i got black fridayed last night omg
by DoctorBoneBoy January 27, 2018
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Friday beers

A gathering of friends on a Friday night where everyone enjoys a beer or 2. A “Friday beers” gathering must consist of good fiends, good conversations, and good beer. A beer or 2 can quickly turn into 7 or 8, but that not looked down upon by anyone at Friday beers.
Hey are you gonna come to Friday beers tonight in Fredo’s backyard?
by Thisthatnanothathing April 17, 2020
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Black Friday

Run. For. Your. Life. YOU WILL DIE IN THE CROWDS OF PEOPLE RUNNING TO GET PS5S AND XBOX SERIES X IF YOU DO NOT BE CAUTIOUS YOU WILL MOST LIKELY GET NOTHING. People camping in front of stores at 1 am! 1 hour in and it's all gone... There are BILLIONS OF SALES ON THIS DREADED DAY! To you, it's a sale day... but to the cashiers it's war...
by :D iamyt November 23, 2020
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Fishy Friday

In British schools fish and chips are normally served for Friday dinner.
"It's Fishy Friday today mate!"
by Mimi1245 April 8, 2019
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Freeballin Friday

When it’s Friday and you decide to go commando by not wearing any underwear.
“Hey James bruh why is your boner in your pants so bulgy?”

Ryan bro why you lookin at my meat dude!? That’s sus af, anyway it’s Freeballin Friday and I thought I’d just not wear any drawls.”
by Next Genesis February 18, 2022
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DEVILS FRIDAY

It's Thursday let's not get too excited.
Nah Devils Friday let's get lit
by Franklyserious September 1, 2021
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Black Friday

Literal he//
Guy 1:Hey did you hear
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Jimmy got sent to Black Friday
Guy 2: HOLY CHEESECAKE
by God On Earth November 27, 2018
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