Funny Owl Man

An owl who is really funny and chill af
by Flyerguy28 October 27, 2019
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day owl

A teenager who sits in their room all day with boy band posters play video games and watching T.V. Their only friends are internet friends.
My daughter is a day owl. All she does is sits in her room all day doing who knows what.
by pugglegirly April 24, 2017
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OWL

Old White Lady.

A 50+ conservative woman on social media, essentially a Karen and Boomer combined, who harasses minorities online yet plays the victim card when challenged and yells at anyone with a hidden account as being a Russian spy. Despite being extremely conservative, they will often lie they are liberal.
Mexican: I was posting on Facebook that US policies are detrimental to Mexico and some psycho was yelling at me that I must be a Russian because she couldn't stalk my profile and how all accounts with Mexican names are fake.

African American: Oh she must be an OWL, aka an Old White Lady. They're the same type of racists who say they can make racist comments against African American men because they're women.
by NadoCaracara April 27, 2023
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Owl

by Northernite February 08, 2021
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Owl

Acronym for "Old White Lady". They may look wise, but are birds of prey. With big, old, round glasses, they are looking out for youth to call the cops on.
"Quick, act unsuspecting. It's an owl!"
by Dolores DeCulo January 23, 2024
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Owl

The owl in nature is a bird that eats its prey, and vomits out what it can't digest. So then it seemingly wouldn't need to poop, but yet it still does. Calling someone else an "Owl" in context is a nicer way of explaining that the person is unnecessarily rude, aggressive, arrogant; or in other words an unnecessary asshole. It's the kind of person who is hateful not because it's been a bad day, they got barked at in the office, they stepped in cat feces, nothing is wrong. They are just rude for no apparent reason or offense. Some people are owls periodically, whilst a rare type is usually an owl, and this is the kind of person most people always avoid. The owl may be generally unfriendly, or inflict sporadic outbursts upon others.
Mike: Hey I heard you got transferred to another department, what happened?

Sarah: It's just my supervisor James, he's really good at troubleshooting but he's such an owl sometimes that I had to leave.

Mike: makes sense, after awhile the stress can't be worth it.
by D_G_Kenn March 27, 2024
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Owl

Owling a girl is snapping her neck so she faces the other like an owl in order to not see her face while fucking.
He got big honkers so I'd owl her.
by among us imposter March 20, 2021
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